A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming.
GIRL:       Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?"                   by Ngozi Okafor. 
BOY:        No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT                       FOR YOU?"
GIRL:       I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one                     "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY:         Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS"                      while coming to school... 
GIRL:        I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by                          Chinua Achebe.
Then;
DAD:        These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL:       Yes dad, he is very smart.


DAD:       Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I                      AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE                        BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning                titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED"                    by Wole Soyinka.

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